nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

reblogged from: mtvqueen

source: stunningpicture

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